omg I can’t believe I forgot to tell this gr8 story to everyone.
So I was walking to class yesterday, and this lady was giving out free root beer.
Lady: Can I interest you in some refreshing root beer?
Me: No thanks, I don’t drink soda.
Lady: Well I don’t really think of it as soda. It’s more like beer.
Me: Can it get me drunk?
Lady (awkward laugh): Well, no.
Me: Well no thanks again.
I don’t know.
Just kidding, I generally identify as queer/male. Essentially, I don’t identify as a “man” because I’ve never really seen myself that way, but I’m okay with terms like “boy” and “guy.” Gender is something that I don’t really care to occupy myself with. I kinda just like being an alien to be honest…
Drafts, or as I like to call it, my vegan recipe stash.
Whenever I think I did really poorly on an assignment, I always end up doing really well???
Does green tea come in cologne form bc I wanna smell like it
In my French class, we were watching a film yesterday and it showed butchered cow parts and everyone gasped in horror. Still can’t understand the disconnect… why don’t they all gasp in horror when meat is served on their plate?